F.T.M.S.B. T-Shirts (presale)

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This is a presale product. It does not ship out right away. 


F.T.M.S.B. stands for the religious message: "Freedom - That's My Satanic Behest." It is definitely not an acronym for "Fuck the Mahanoy School Board." This is the school board that affirmed the suspension of a student for an off-campus Snapchat message, "fuck school," and has taken a lawsuit to the Supreme Court in an attempt to claim the authority to police students' private speech.

If someone asks you what F.T.M.S.B. stands for, be sure to say, "I can tell you what it does not stand for. It does not stand for Fuck the Mahanoy School Board..." and then share with them the religious message.

*Tracking information will be sent, please allow 24 hours for tracking to update after receipt. 
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* Please note: Orders that contain multiple items may arrive in separate packages.
* All orders are packaged discreetly. We only use our initials for our return address, nor are there any markings or logos on the outside of the packaging.

* Overseas customers: The Satanic Temple is not responsible for, nor can we offer, any specific advice regarding customs in your country. We are not responsible for any customs, duties and/or taxes.

* Please allow 30 business days to clear customs. It does not usually take this long, but it can.

* If you think your order should have arrived please call your local post office and speak to them. Sometimes with international orders either they do not leave the slip, or the slip gets lost so please make sure your item is not waiting for you locally before contacting us. Also, please note that the return address only says "TST" not our full name. 

*We do not offer door to door tracking outside of the United States. 

*If you have any concerns or questions please email sales@thesatanictemple.com

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