This item is a $25 donation to TST Health's Supreme Courtship Fundraiser. As a thank-you for your support, you will receive one squeezable Sam's Motherpucker Stress Relief Puck.
Sam's Motherpucker Stress Relief Pucks are in stock and will ship within 5-7 days.
About TST Health's Supreme Courtship Fundraiser: The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic provides free religious reproductive healthcare. Patients only have to pay for medication to our partner pharmacy at a reduced rate. We are able to provide this service thanks to the generous support of donors.
Due to high order volume, our fulfillment times are currently slightly delayed. Please expect all orders to ship within 7-10 business days. For Membership Card and Certificate orders, please allow up to two weeks for processing. We appreciate your patience and are working hard to get your order to you as soon as possible!
Merchandise Orders- Ship within 7-10 business days.
- Membership card and certificates ship within 10 business days
- You will receive an email notification and tracking number once your order ships.
- Currently, please allow up to 3 weeks for fulfillment.
- You will receive an email notification and tracking number once your order ships.
