This item is a $25 donation to TST Health's Supreme Courtship Fundraiser. As a thank-you for your support, you will receive one squeezable Sam's Motherpucker Stress Relief Puck.
Sam's Motherpucker Stress Relief Pucks are in stock and will ship within 5-7 days.
About TST Health's Supreme Courtship Fundraiser: The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic provides free religious reproductive healthcare. Patients only have to pay for medication to our partner pharmacy at a reduced rate. We are able to provide this service thanks to the generous support of donors.
Shipping Information Winter 2024
Important dates for getting your items before Solstice.
Memberships:
Please place membership card orders as early as possible due to customization, after the dates below do not expect to receive your card before Solstice.
- Domestic: Have order placed by Thursday, December 4th
- International: Have order placed by Saturday, November 30th
All other Shop Satan items:
- Domestic excluding Alaska and Hawaii: Dec 6th
- Domestic Alaska and Hawaii ONLY: Dec 4th
- International Africa, Central and South America ONLY: November 30
- International Asia, Australia ONLY: Dec 1st
- International Canada and Europe ONLY: Dec 3th
We cannot guarantee holiday shipping for overseas orders due to customs holding times. We are not responsible for any customs or duties on items.
We will still be shipping well after the above dates and trying to get things out as quickly as possible, but it is better to give USPS the extra time just in case of weather or other issues.
FAQ
- We do not place invoices into packages, so if you are sending this as a gift, an invoice will not be included.
- We do not offer gift-wrapping services.
- All items are sent in discreet packaging.
TO MAKE SHIPPING AS SEAMLESS AS POSSIBLE
- Please double-check your shipping address information.
- Please double-check your order to make sure the sizes, colors, and styles are all exactly what you want.
- If ordering membership cards, please double-check that the name is as you would like it to appear on your card.
- Please check your email for tracking information.
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