Atlanta Archbishop Donation Thank You Card

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Thank You For Supporting The Satanic Temple!: $15
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Turn sanctimonious outrage into tangible good by donating to The Satanic Temple in honor of the Archbishop from Atlanta, who accused TST's Atlanta congregation of stealing his enchanted crackers. We’ll mail him this beautifully crafted card to say thanks for inspiring your generous donation!

We’ve committed half of all funds raised through this card to purchasing crackers (the edible kind), and other essentials for Atlanta-area food banks. Unlike the Archbishop's imaginary crisis, the food insecurity faced by 13% of Georgians is a real and pressing issue.

The other half of the funds raised will support The Satanic Temple’s efforts and initiatives, including our After School Satan Club, our reproductive healthcare clinic network providing free abortion services to those in need, and Sober Faction – our sobriety and recovery program that proudly rejects pseudoscience and the superstitions that inspire attempts to litigate over missing biscuits.

The Satanic Temple, Inc. is 501(c)(3) non-profit organization. Donations are tax-deductible in accordance with IRS rules and regulations. The Federal Tax ID is 82-3404757.

 Due to high order volume, our fulfillment times are currently slightly delayed. Please expect all orders to ship within 7-10 business days. For Membership Card and Certificate orders, please allow up to two weeks for processing. We appreciate your patience and are working hard to get your order to you as soon as possible!

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