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Turn sanctimonious outrage into tangible good by donating to The Satanic Temple in honor of the Archbishop from Atlanta, who accused TST's Atlanta congregation of stealing his enchanted crackers. We’ll mail him this beautifully crafted card to say thanks for inspiring your generous donation!
We’ve committed half of all funds raised through this card to purchasing crackers (the edible kind), and other essentials for Atlanta-area food banks. Unlike the Archbishop's imaginary crisis, the food insecurity faced by 13% of Georgians is a real and pressing issue.
The other half of the funds raised will support The Satanic Temple’s efforts and initiatives, including our After School Satan Club, our reproductive healthcare clinic network providing free abortion services to those in need, and Sober Faction – our sobriety and recovery program that proudly rejects pseudoscience and the superstitions that inspire attempts to litigate over missing biscuits.
The Satanic Temple, Inc. is 501(c)(3) non-profit organization. Donations are tax-deductible in accordance with IRS rules and regulations. The Federal Tax ID is 82-3404757.
Shipping Information Winter 2024
Important dates for getting your items before Solstice.
Memberships:
Please place membership card orders as early as possible due to customization, after the dates below do not expect to receive your card before Solstice.
- Domestic: Have order placed by Thursday, December 4th
- International: Have order placed by Saturday, November 30th
All other Shop Satan items:
- Domestic excluding Alaska and Hawaii: Dec 6th
- Domestic Alaska and Hawaii ONLY: Dec 4th
- International Africa, Central and South America ONLY: November 30
- International Asia, Australia ONLY: Dec 1st
- International Canada and Europe ONLY: Dec 3th
We cannot guarantee holiday shipping for overseas orders due to customs holding times. We are not responsible for any customs or duties on items.
We will still be shipping well after the above dates and trying to get things out as quickly as possible, but it is better to give USPS the extra time just in case of weather or other issues.
FAQ
- We do not place invoices into packages, so if you are sending this as a gift, an invoice will not be included.
- We do not offer gift-wrapping services.
- All items are sent in discreet packaging.
TO MAKE SHIPPING AS SEAMLESS AS POSSIBLE
- Please double-check your shipping address information.
- Please double-check your order to make sure the sizes, colors, and styles are all exactly what you want.
- If ordering membership cards, please double-check that the name is as you would like it to appear on your card.
- Please check your email for tracking information.
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