Celebrate a truly tremendous occasion!
On Saturday, June 14, The Satanic Temple will open its third telehealth abortion clinic in Maine. The clinic is named the President’s Yuge Most Beautiful Tremendous Satanic Abortion Clinic and will provide free abortion care to patients as part of our mission to protect our members’ religious right to perform the satanic abortion ritual.
Our new clinic will open on the birthday of its namesake, President Donald J. Trump. To mark the occasion, we are mailing birthday cards to the White House! Each card lets the President know that his legacy inspired a Satanic abortion clinic named in his honor and the powerful support behind it.
Celebrate religious freedom this June 14 by sending the birthday boy a card inspired by his lasting legacy.
The Satanic Temple, Inc. is 501(c)(3) non-profit organization. Donations are tax-deductible in accordance with IRS rules and regulations. The Federal Tax ID is 82-3404757.
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