This item is a $666 donation to TST Health's Supreme Courtship Fundraiser. As a thank-you for your support, you will receive two Sam's Motherpucker Stress Relief Pucks, two Tenet III Bracelets, two SAMSAC Lunchboxes, two RRR Flags, two 9-packs of SCOTUS Condoms, and two Get Out Of Pregnancy Free Cards.
Note: The Supreme Courtship HQ Suite Stay is not included in this bundle.
The "Two of Everything" bundles are expected to begin shipping in early January 2024.
Each Get Out of Pregnancy Free card entitles the cardholder to a complimentary medical abortion prescription from The Samuel Alito's Mom's Satanic Abortion Clinic. Restrictions apply. As always, all healthcare services from TST Health are free.
Keep your Get Out Of Pregnancy Free card for yourself or a loved one who may need TST Health's services in the future, or donate the complimentary abortion prescription to a TST Health patient in financial need. If you choose to donate the complimentary abortion prescription to a TST Health patient, you will receive a Get Out Of Pregnancy Free card engraved with #666. All other cards will contain a unique card ID number.
About TST Health's Supreme Courtship Fundraiser: The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic provides free religious reproductive healthcare. Patients only have to pay for medication to our partner pharmacy at a reduced rate. We are able to provide this service thanks to the generous support of donors.
The Satanic Temple, Inc. is 501(c)(3) non-profit organization. Donations are tax-deductible in accordance with IRS rules and regulations. The Federal Tax ID is 82-3404757.
Get out of pregnancy free card: This card entitles the holder to one free medication abortion prescription courtesy of The Satanic Temple. TST health offers free reproductive healthcare to all patients, this card will cover the remaining prescription cost of one medication abortion. Patient must be physically present in the state of New Mexico at the time of their abortion. Medication prescription must be delivered to a New Mexico address. To redeem your free medication abortion, visit tsthealth.org to book your appointment. This card does not expire.
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