This item is a $666 donation to TST Health's Supreme Courtship Fundraiser. As a thank-you for your support, you will receive two Sam's Motherpucker Stress Relief Pucks, two Tenet III Bracelets, two SAMSAC Lunchboxes, two RRR Flags, two 9-packs of SCOTUS Condoms, and two Get Out Of Pregnancy Free Cards.
Note: The Supreme Courtship HQ Suite Stay is not included in this bundle.
The "Two of Everything" bundles are expected to begin shipping in early January 2024.
Each Get Out of Pregnancy Free card entitles the cardholder to a complimentary medical abortion prescription from The Samuel Alito's Mom's Satanic Abortion Clinic. Restrictions apply. As always, all healthcare services from TST Health are free.
Keep your Get Out Of Pregnancy Free card for yourself or a loved one who may need TST Health's services in the future, or donate the complimentary abortion prescription to a TST Health patient in financial need. If you choose to donate the complimentary abortion prescription to a TST Health patient, you will receive a Get Out Of Pregnancy Free card engraved with #666. All other cards will contain a unique card ID number.
About TST Health's Supreme Courtship Fundraiser: The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic provides free religious reproductive healthcare. Patients only have to pay for medication to our partner pharmacy at a reduced rate. We are able to provide this service thanks to the generous support of donors.
The Satanic Temple, Inc. is 501(c)(3) non-profit organization. Donations are tax-deductible in accordance with IRS rules and regulations. The Federal Tax ID is 82-3404757.
Get out of pregnancy free card: This card entitles the holder to one free medication abortion prescription courtesy of The Satanic Temple. TST health offers free reproductive healthcare to all patients, this card will cover the remaining prescription cost of one medication abortion. Patient must be physically present in the state of New Mexico at the time of their abortion. Medication prescription must be delivered to a New Mexico address. To redeem your free medication abortion, visit tsthealth.org to book your appointment. This card does not expire.
Shipping Information Winter 2024
Important dates for getting your items before Solstice.
Memberships:
Please place membership card orders as early as possible due to customization, after the dates below do not expect to receive your card before Solstice.
- Domestic: Have order placed by Thursday, December 4th
- International: Have order placed by Saturday, November 30th
All other Shop Satan items:
- Domestic excluding Alaska and Hawaii: Dec 10th
- Domestic Alaska and Hawaii ONLY: Dec 9th
- International Africa, Central and South America ONLY: November 30
- International Asia, Australia ONLY: Dec 1st
- International Canada and Europe ONLY: Dec 3th
We cannot guarantee holiday shipping for overseas orders due to customs holding times. We are not responsible for any customs or duties on items.
We will still be shipping well after the above dates and trying to get things out as quickly as possible, but it is better to give USPS the extra time just in case of weather or other issues.
FAQ
- We do not place invoices into packages, so if you are sending this as a gift, an invoice will not be included.
- We do not offer gift-wrapping services.
- All items are sent in discreet packaging.
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